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Well it started 05.45 this morning when i was sure I heard the back gate slam!? Naaa so I turned over and got all snuggly wuggly again only to hear it again about 5 mins later!
So I Slipped my manly body into my M&S dressing gown and popped out into the kitchen and as i opened the door there it was the back door that i had bolted Top & Bottom last night swinging in the wind!!! So i opened the back door to the kitchen, and went further out, only to hear the sound of a hacksaw trying to cut through a D-Lock in the bike sheds! so i dashed back in and phoned the chaps in blue!
Now to my surprise they actually turned up! I know!!
by this time the SCUM thieves had done a runner, but i was pleased to hear that they had had, their collars felt running through the local estate, and the Rozzers had offered them a place to stay for the day When i got into school an hour later I looked on the CCTV only to see our 2 prize Morons! looking right into one of the better and it has to be said more obvious cameras and smiling! unreal idiots!!! Oh and that was just before they went round the corner into an area where we are having a small build, where they tried to steal some diesel......and this is the winner!!!! they stuck their hose pipe into the RADIATOR of one of the heavy machines the builders are using the Fecking air stealers didn't half look stupid at each other when they didn't get Diesel coming out!
Later in the day i found out that they had smashed their way through my back garden because someone brought one of my Warrens back that had gone for an extended walk!
I'll let you know what happens when it comes to court!
I'll probably get done for looking at them in an undressed state!

Oh TC, I know I'm not supposed to laugh and it must be a horrid experience to find you have been burgled, especially if you find they are still there!

But, the vivid image of you all sleepy and in your M&S dressing gown stumbling into those two rascles has me giggling uncontrollably

I am so glad the hen came back x

Good grief! Sounds exciting round at your place - I think I prefer a quieter life!